hilarious conversations i have with my dog
Jun. 5th, 2013 03:40 pmhello friend!
do you need a thing? to go outside? okay yes but I am staying here.
oh i guess i could throw a stick. i see you have this nice pile of sticks here.
(time passes)
oh you want something? it's not time to eat. as you can clearly see nobody is eating. don't you want to chase the squirtle? (holds up manky squirtle)
(dog chases squirtle once, does not retrieve)
(dog looks meaningfully at snack cupboard)
do you need a thing? to go outside? okay yes but I am staying here.
oh i guess i could throw a stick. i see you have this nice pile of sticks here.
(time passes)
oh you want something? it's not time to eat. as you can clearly see nobody is eating. don't you want to chase the squirtle? (holds up manky squirtle)
(dog chases squirtle once, does not retrieve)
(dog looks meaningfully at snack cupboard)